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On 19 May 1999, the most transcendent moment of the 20th century happened with the theatrical release of Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace in cineplexes. Countless numbers of fans around the planet voted resoundingly with their wallets at multiplexes everywhere making The Phantom Menace the most successful and popular Star Wars movie of all time in history ever even after adjusting the box office gross of the Star Wars classic trilogy for monetary inflation millions of times.
Although the loyal and dedicated fans believed George Lucas couldn't improve on the spectacular Ewoks from Star Wars Episode 6 Return of the Jedi, Lucas accomplished the impossible by surpassing the brilliant Ewoks with the infinitely ingenious Jar Jar Binks. To this day, Jar Jar Binks receives more fan mail at Lucasfilm than ALL other Star Wars characters COMBINED. By creating the Star Wars prequel trilogy, Lucas has permanently cemented his position as the greatest Hollywood director, producer and writer. All hail Lucas for this precious gift of The Phantom Menace that cannot be equaled for ever and ever. Amen.
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For the next grand conspiracy creation, I need to make sure that the Illuminati, Soviet Spetsnaz, Bigfoot Yeti Empire, United States Shadow Government and godlike extraterrestrials don't actually exist. What kind of insane reality allows all these things to be real and factual at the same time? Complex diabolical schemes are ALWAYS needlessly complicated with absolute certainty. No more laughing from you.
SuperShadow: Prepare for the stunning world end game revelation in a future SS.com update from our beloved SS, who is the only true source for accurate interpretations and insights regarding all religious prophecies. We have a permanent monopoly on seeing the endless tomorrows many, many years in advance. The final sign is imminent.
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Bigfoot Sasquatch doesn't realize the Russian Spetsnaz are real, who don't know the United States Shadow Government exists, who don't know the New World Order is substantive, who don't understand the Illuminati are real, who don't know time travelers from future Earth are actual, who don't realize extraterrestrials are a fact, who don't realize hyper multi dimensional entities are tangible, who don't see that the supernatural immortals exist. Ultimately, who watches the watchers? This is the paradoxical illusory aspect of reality, which has no explanation.
SuperShadow: The number one rated SS.com update of all time in history ever approaches
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The North Carolina Tar Heels are the 2009 NCAA basketball champions, which fulfills the ancient prophecies. You laughed at the prophets yet you now are no longer hysterical. Five national titles for UNC and counting. Watch the abyss.
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Hey SS. I don't know if you can answer this question, but I'll ask it anyways. What will happen to all the dark side of the Force users once the dark side is destroyed in Star Wars Episode 9? (SuperShadow: No more dark side powers with the end of the dark side.) Will the Dark Jedi just become evil people, who can't use the Force anymore? (SuperShadow: Yeah, they have the same personality and character traits, but no ability to harness evil Force powers.)
Also, how about one of the main characters fighting a powerful Dark Jedi and having no chance of winning, but the fight is happening at the same time they are trying to completely destroy the dark side of the Force? Once they do destroy it, the main character can finally defeat the powerful Dark Jedi. (SuperShadow: Excellent concept.)
Or how about one of the main characters slowly slipping to the dark side of the Force, but the destruction of the dark side is his/her salvation before it is too late? Anyways, this web site rocks. (SuperShadow: Very, very promising. Your ideas will be forwarded to Lucas.)
Two questions. What was the age difference between Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala? (SuperShadow: Padme is about five years older than Anakin.) How old is Luke Skywalker in Star Wars Episode 4? (SuperShadow: Luke is roughly eighteen years old at the time of A New Hope.)
Hey SS, do you and Lucas consider the Star Wars The Clone Wars TV show a success as the first season draws near its close? (SuperShadow: It's the most popular TV series on the Cartoon Network, but the overall Nielsen ratings are tiny compared to the most popular TV shows on the major television networks like ABC, NBC, CBS and Fox. Lucas considers this successful since no Star Wars TV series has ever made it to Season 2 before the new Clone Wars TV series.)
Great Shadow. I got an idea. Have cloned Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader get Sith colored eyes permanently, but when they get pure evil they have their eyes fiery red and black fire is around the color. Plus cloned Vader kills Darth Bane and Mace Windu so clone Vader becomes a great threat. Then have cloned Vader fight Boba Fett and then Vader triumphs, but wants to make a deal with Fett.
Clone Vader will tell Fett where to find Mace Windu, but Fett must do clone Vader a favor by killing Luke Skywalker. Fett tries, but fails to kill Luke. Luke captures Fett and tells Fett the truth about Windu. Fett's blood starts to boil and Fett's anger starts to rise. He wants revenge on cloned Vader and the Dark Jedi. They try to ransack a Dark Jedi base with cloned Vader and cloned Luke inside of it.
Boba confronts cloned Vader and fights gallantly, but Fett falls and is decapitated by the evil clone. Ben Skywalker sees this and tries to go after cloned Vader, but is surprised by cloned Vader's quick movements and is shocked with Force lightning another surprise for Ben. Cloned Vader and cloned Luke escape. Luke in the battle kills about 30 to 40 Dark Jedi proving his valor.
Ben and Anakin kill 15 Dark Jedi each, but then Princess Leia and Han Solo come to try and secure the base. Han sees Boba Fett's corpse and is saddened because even though Fett was his enemy Han respected Fett and knew he was a good person. The Jedi burn Fett's armor and body honoring the greatest bounty hunter the galaxy has ever known. (SuperShadow: Extremely impressive.)
The plot of Star Wars Episode 7 is just great! But some times in the story, it's way off the track like Mace Windu appears, such as Boba Fett and Darth Maul. (SuperShadow: Star Wars Episode 7 will shock the fans with its ingenuity.)
Yo Supes, what is your deal!? I totally agree with the person who said on Friday that Luke Skywalker used anger to defeat Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi. You tell the person he is clearly mistaken, well uh, you are so wrong it isn't even funny! What the **** happened that made you the authority on all things pertaining to Star Wars? (SuperShadow: You don't have to agree with me. I don't really care.)
So here I'll spell it out for you that Luke used anger to defeat Vader. After bursting out of his hiding place and starts dueling Vader, all of his style in fighting Vader is all emotion with a choppy and sloppy style to it. Then after chopping Vader's hand off and the Emperor congratulates Luke on using his anger to defeat his father Luke then looks at his father's severed wrist and then looks at his own right hand that is mechanical. The hint if Luke continues he'll end up like his father.
How you missed that one I do not know. Maybe you were watching the Star Wars prequels a little bit too much. (SuperShadow: Remember Luke tells Darth Sidious that Sidious is wrong in his beliefs. Luke reveals that Sidious can't see inside the true heart and mind of Luke.)
Since you think they are so superior to the Star Wars original trilogy. The only thing superior are the light saber duels and that doesn't make a better movie. The only one that competes is Revenge of the Sith excluding all the sappy romantic dialogue. Get a clue, Supes! (SuperShadow: We can each have our own separate opinions. It doesn't really matter.)
Do you have any read ups on the Star Wars TV series? (SuperShadow: We have plot spoilers for Seasons 1 and 2 of the new Clone Wars TV show, but Lucas isn't allowing any secrets about the live action Star Wars TV series to be released before 2010.)
How are you going to replicate Luke Skywalker if Star Wars Episode 7 is going to come out in 2021? (SuperShadow: Luke is suppose to be ancient by the time of the next Star Wars movie trilogy. Luke serves the venerable Jedi Master role similar to old Obi-Wan from A New Hope. Study the Star Wars plot formula.)
I really think The Hidden Circle should be released sooner like maybe 2010. (SuperShadow: For monetary reasons and to preserve the future of Lucasfilm, Star Wars Episode 7 can't happen immediately. Lucas is too busy with the Star Wars TV shows to worry about Star Wars Episode 7.)
Hi SS. I heard that the Jedi Council of *** ***** has demanded a boycott of Ewan McGregor for stating he disliked Star Wars. They are demanding that he publicly state that Star Wars was his favorite film. What is George Lucas' take on this? (SuperShadow: Lucas can only laugh. Ewan adores Star Wars.)
Shadow. When Return of the Jedi was made, Princess Leia was the only character Yoda could have meant as the other. None of the survivors like Starkiller or Mace Windu were even made up yet, right? (SuperShadow: If true, then Leia's name would have been mentioned instead of the enigmatic line of dialogue.)
Then again Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan act like they never saw General Grievous in person before in Star Wars Episode 3 even though they fight every week in the Clone Wars TV show. Star Wars is still the best epic saga in Human history (so far). (SuperShadow: The continuity between Grievous, Anakin and Obi-Wan has been so far taken care of by Lucas. However, Lucas had no idea what he would be doing in the new Clone Wars TV series at the time Lucas wrote the script for Revenge of the Sith.)
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